Solomon again ole ole….

We just don’t do goalkeepers do we.

A classic Leeds number 9 right there. I wouldn’t expect anything different.

I have no words.

Not even fussed for VAR to award penalties at any stage as it would be completely pointless.

Couldn’t deliver a letter, finish their dinner or catch a cold these lot. Shameful.

If your new centre forward hasn’t got the bottle to take one of the first 9 penalties against a League Two side then I’m afraid you may as well put him down.

We really could learn a thing or two about penalties from a team that has “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner” printed on the back of their shirt.

The point where Pat starts to praise and mention Marcelo in his Instagram video is the point where I just completely lost it 🥺😭😩

All the makings of completely backfiring in true fashion has this one. But I love him and he is the only one remotely providing any joy currently.

That’s never a foul in a million years. But I have Chalobah in my team so I am absolutely thrilled.

What was required was a strong competitive response and I feel like they delivered that today. DCL looked like the prospect I’d hoped for: he was rapid, offered an aerial threat, had great hold-up play, and was technically intelligent. Dare I say I’m excited?

My highlights: ▪️Our fan waving a £20 note at Tonali at the corner flag ▪️The linesman having a “technical issue” and my stand just assuming that the only logical explanation was that he MUST have shit himself ▪️Harrison’s ball to DCL being reminiscent of that beaut Roofe assist

An instant cult hero.

Oh well. At least we can go to bed at a reasonable hour this time around.

I’d even take a sighting of Vydra sat in All Bar One right now. (If you know, you know)

You don’t deserve my 8 grand on that Adidas merch in the morning.

🎧 🔂

Well I for one can’t wait for the photograph of Harry Wilson in a fur hooded parka coat in January.