#Portugal - Former Portuguese striker Ricardo Quaresma celebrates the election of socialist Ántonio Seguro as President of Portugal. Seguro won the runoff against far-right politician André Ventura.

Shooting patients in the head doesn’t count

I’m cool with billionaire pedophiles using my tax money to eat babies but I draw the line at a Spanish-speaking Super Bowl halftime show.

Pusieron a Reidel a manejar el Uranio y terminó enriquecido.

Mirá lo chocho que está y acá pensando que se había muerto

The irony of this is appreciated

Who made this 😭😭😭

Is "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" the most Troy McClure sounding movie to be nominated for an Oscar?

“The English have a fierce reputation for conquering the world.. invading loads of different countries and then getting upset when those people follow them home.” - Tommy Tiernan

Normal person: "Stop killing children" Zionists: "That’s antisemitic"

"He was only 87, you sick fuck!"

argentinos preparándose para venir a tuiter a decir que son europeos mientras les aprueban una reforma laboral que no existiría en ningún país europeo en el siglo xxi

Iran: *burns effigy of satan Jews: “HEY THAT’S US!!!”

RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.