the hbo max app is designed like they're mad at you for using it

I don't be believing in Christopher Columbus

I also don't believe in the Confederate states of America just saying #racists

Watching cops not knowing the law and get fuckin owned on YouTube>>

Wishin I was stupid rich so I didn't have to work

When you forget your landlord was inspecting your apartment today and it's trashed and now you are probably going to be homeless

How can someone be wrongfully accused of a crime and put in prison for 14 years just to find out they were innocent???

“Mail me my check.”

Wearing my uniform and I heard someone say thank you for your service. I almost said you’re welcome but then I realized they’re talking to the army guy next to them and not me, a guy in a chipotle hat cause he works at chipotle

When you are in the MIDDLE seat you get both ARMRESTS

Big mask people over here in Kansas City

Refs throwing hip checks? What the hell is going on!

If your homies don't send you gifs of planes crashing before you fly are they really your homies

Chad

Gotta be up in 3 hours can't sleep hate to see this

If you drink out of a water fountain in 2022 grow up

Im hammered watching the Santa tracker telling my niece that when Santa enters the US airspace our military is gonna shoot him down with cruise missiles

The great midwestern Pizza tour continues.

Barstool Pizza Review - Next Door Pub & Pizzeria (Lake Geneva, WI)

A big congrats to Badger football for capturing its first state title in school history. Badger Football Matt Hensler and his father Keith are the first father/son duo to lead their teams to a state title as head coaches. Keith did it with Mukwonago. #wisfb