Is Tim Robinson the only #emmy winner who can tre flip?

Real last ditch attempt at making me tune in

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Rats are mice’s teachers

Mission two: Snappé Mbappé

Heartbreaking once again, but no shame in losing to an excellent French team and congratulations to them. There was so little to choose between the two sides. This fine young England team gave their all and will only get better. Their time will come.

Christmas Day, BBC1, 3:55pm, I want the two rats from Chicken Run starring in The Dumb Waiter

Here it is: the piece that approximately fifty people will read, which I have been waiting TWENTY YEARS to write theguardian.com/music/2023/jan…

If I owned a takeaway I’d do a special sauce with a one pound coin in it

Change the ‘o’ to an ‘i’ in the second word of ‘fish monger’ so harsh can’t believe that

New prank idea doorbell is trouser remover

Two plus two is four, cheese plus toast is simples

JELLYSKIN - BRINGER OF BRINE youtu.be/0v5QxoRvVB8 LISTEN NOW! PLEASE! FOR ME! file next to charanjit singh, goldfrapp, perc kinda 🚨the more you listen, the less need there is to continue this wretched cottage industry promo push, the sooner I can tweet abt brian wilson🚨

Anyone selling a militarie gun ticket for London next week? #militariegun

Flawless crossover

i maintain that kyle gass should have played willy wonka

Looking for ideally x2 Stylus Leeds tickets for The Story So Far on 31st August! Please let me know if you’re selling or even want to swap for Bristol! (Can’t make the bristol date :( )

Anyone selling two tickets for The Story So Far in Leeds? Will pay bucks or swap for Bristol

Selling 2x Speed tickets for Flat Spot World @ The Dome London tonight! (June 16th)