Wish I was groomed by Tom Cruise

Would sacrifice my newborn child to see the Hannibal movie

I'm secretly relieved it's neither of the two movies thank god 🚶‍♂️

The Rock would kill an infant if it was good PR

I recently discovered cold brew coffee, and I can finally fucking drink coffee again without my stomach feeling like absolute shit for the next 12 hours Recommend it to anyone with sensitive stomachs 👍

How do people watch TDKR and not come to the conclusion that it fucking rules?! I don't get it man.

Started Berserk and immediately got hit with this – I'm going to like this a lot, methinks.

Yeah, cos Palestinians getting bombed voted in the *american* elections for Trump, yup, that tracks!

Miranda Cosgrove gotta be at least a lil bit Filipino man, I just refuse to believe she's fully white

lol

Perth, I am inside you.

Just discovered this in Australia, and my life's been changed wtf

Cycling in Rottnest Island