I was today years old when I found out chessboxing was a thing and I have so many questions.

Caption this (but you're not allowed to use the words "kill" / "angry" / "hate" / "Mercedes") #F1 #Ferrari #SpanishGP

Why do we do this to ourselves.

My son isn't great at picking the important part of a story. - Arsenal coach: Who's your favorite player? - Oscar: Ødegaard - Coach: Ah, I met him recently leaving the training centre and going back to my car - Oscar: ... You have a car? #priorities

Oppenwiener

Same energy #F1 #Stroll

I had to wait until journalism school (21yo) to get a graduation party. My youngest is 5yo and he had 2 already (nursery and Reception). Madness.

Finally. #Oppenheimer tackles the potential annihilation of the planet – and the responsibility/guilt coming with it – ENTIRELY via the emotions of “the destroyer of worlds”. Both epic and restrained. A movie of paradox & dualities. “Just because you can doesn't mean you should.”

Stop calling drivers "cowards" from your couch. Too many drivers lost their lives in recent years in Spa. The circuit needs changing.

Every time a #Ferrari enters the pitlane, the Benny Hill theme song pops in my head. #F1 #dutchGP

Giovanni Prosciutto, #Ferrari's Jon Hamm #F1 #MonzaGP

#Arsenal's forwards need to stop costing the team cheap goals due to terrible, dangerous passes under no direct pressure... Saka last week, Havertz today. #Havertz looks scared every time he's near the ball. Like he doesn't know what to do with it. Sad to see. #ARSMUN

J’aurai bien aimé voir la shortlist de l’#OM. Ca devait ressembler aux dossiers dans les films d’action quand ils montent une équipe qui part en mission suicide. - Ethan Hunt - Hannibal Lecter - Gennaro #Gattuso - Bear Grylls

Nice to see #Stroll graduating from "semi-likeable spoiled douche" to "absolute unbearable spoiled a-hole". Must be tough to see Alonso making you look like a Yeeppee2 driver every week. Douchebag #F1

"Starting from the back is the way forward." #Arsenal fans: #ARSMCI

Drivers taken to the medic centre. Some reported having blacked out in corners. Vomiting DURING THE RACE and fainting afterwards. Thanks to extreme heat and the enforced limit of 18 laps per stint from the FIA meaning drivers did pretty much 57 qualifying laps. Ridiculous. #F1

#OMAEK 🔥🔥🔥

Between the fight in the grandstands and spectators booing Leclerc - whose car was damaged due to Perez doing... Well, a Perez in T1 - not a good look for F1 in Mexico today.

Koundé et Pavard ils ont des dossiers sur Dédé ou bien ? C'est plus possible ce genre de passe-droit en EDF. Quand tu as Saliba sur le banc, ça passe plus quoi. La vie de groupe a bon dos...

How many crosses does Jesus need?! It's Easter, for Christ's sake!