Are you here to check if WhatsApp is down? #WhatsAppDown

A woodpecker pecking in slow motion - look at the impact on the head. They can peck around 20 TIMES PER SECOND. (Video by D Gorkemi)

Sundays are about to change in Essex #UPP #bacardi #ctzn #chelmsford

Yep I know I look like a nodding dog on my little tv appearances thanks for laughing at me Teddy

And I'm exceptional at it ift.tt/2qZyUyD

Tonight x.com/ctznbar/status…

Summer vibes CTZN Bar with @emi_jaggan at @UPPLDNUK terrace party

Had the most amazing afternoon/evening The Crazy Bear Group couldn't fault a single thing apart from I want to stay forever 🐻

When your bath fills from the ceiling ❤️

Basically my chat up line

The only total eclipse I'm bothered about x

9pm: I'll just wake up earlier and wash my hair in the morning. 9am: Dry shampoo for 3 days in a row is fine.

WE 👏🏼 DON’T 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 FUCKING 👏🏼 CHILL 👏🏼 TAKE 👏🏼 US 👏🏼 OUT 👏🏼

Right, see you pricks next week for one more episode of Mediocre Bakers Doing Complicated Things Badly. #GBBO

The last Goat event was soooo good can't wait.... halloweens over so we can officially talk Christmas!! x.com/ctznbar/status…

Social media is fucked.. In 2017 it's 'legal' to insult someone online to the point it could ruin their day, or their week.. The next time you @ a celebrity, singer or DJ.. Remember they're only human and probably just trying to make a living 👍🏻