Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip

Bill Clinton went home to this every day and still decided to cheat

Every summer I drop something super sloppy, and its about that time! Coming to you next Monday! fansly.com/post/809004729…

You have never experienced the true treacherous experience of this if you haven't seen a live cover band perform this in Key West. It's prime level NPC behavior.

Totally isn't anxiety inducing at all to wake up to 26 text messages

💀Literally have a cousin who is National Guard who loves Godsmack like he's 39...he's 25.

on my witch era 🧙‍♀️

How do you like my pussy hair? fansly.com/post/809201142…

15 places where nature doesn’t look real 🧵 1. Grindelwald, Switzerland

Supermarket Sweep is non negotiably the most American and bizarre television show that has ever existed, and I love it. They need to bring this shit back, the totals would be hitting 5 figures fs.

This post got 136k+ Likes in under 24 hours. Younger Americans say they have no future “They tell us to stop eating out and rents $2,000 a month. Oh, save for retirement, and yet you can barely save for next week. Go buy a house, every house is half a million dollars” “I'm not

Looking for my Clyde

This is going to blow your mind “Me and my wife went and did the pre approval process for a mortgage loan yesterday and what the f*ck are you talking about” “We're looking at the numbers, looking at our income, looking at our credit, and they have us at $450,000 — They have our

This weeks scene dropped early 👀 Come and see how I say thank you to the man who helped me move into my new place❕🚛📦😉

love how batman the animated series seems to take place in the 40’s and the 50’s and the 70’s and the 90’s all at once

If anybody wants to catch me on cam I’m going to be staying on until 12am PST tonight!

VID SOLD! Fucking my ass with a big dildo 🔥 Check it out! manyvids.com/Video/3481642/… #MVSales @manyvids

Tight fit but feels amazing

So happy to be done with work this week! I’m cooking my ass off and relaxing this weekend