Finally, a dermatologist that speaks my language: old English. Waltzing in like “Hafelan multon, bengeato burston, ðonne blod ætspranc.”

Okay, it finally happened, we can all have our fun tonight and then this web site can shut down for good

YES

All of twitter clocking in to night shift at the post factory when Henry Kissinger dies

I actually got the entire table together to play D&D AND Kissinger died right when they killed the boss? Miracles do happen 🥲

Every day you live henceforth is a day Henry Kissinger didn’t live to see, and I think that’s beautiful

Now watching (God, I love Rory Kinnear)

twitter was never cool because it was a "public square for exchanging ideas" or whatever, it was cool because politicians and journalists could have their days on here ruined by a guy who's profile pic is goku smoking a blunt

Godzilla Minus One is somehow about the sanctity of human life & preserving everything possible in the face of devastation and it also fucking whips

What a privilege it is to exist at the same time as the hint of lime tortilla chip

4 Seasons Total Affective Disorder

This is called “second-hand Catholicism”

Millennials who grew up in the pre-smartphone era are like Tolkein's elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees

I was too kind and gentle to myself and am now in debt