It's the Daily Mail's birthday, and so we decided to get them the greatest gift of all – a tweak to some of the sexist headlines and copy. You're welcome.

When your first year of life is 2020, everything is a sanitization station

You too can look like Mr Bean this Christmas thanks to the #debenhams menswear department! #mrbean

L Sarah Perryman #merchbants #excelfunctions #scottishdan

Marmite Debenhams #marmite #easteregg available in store now! #loveitorhateit #chocolate #treat #£5 #easter

TheEnglishCaravanCo #SneakPeek #christmas #2015 #caravan #biscuitstin #debenhams #availablefromseptember

#debenhams Debenhams #campervan #biscuit #Christmas2015 #summer available from #october

Come and get a taste of our #fluffy #chocolatemarshmallows now in #Debenhams #Westfield shopping centre

😂😂😂 #bhs #productreview #nostars

#YouAintNoMuslimBruv #lovelondon well done TfL

#sadbanana #regentsplace #warrenst #lonely

#debenhams #christmas #gifts #xmas2016 #sneekpeek #caravan new biscuit tin design in stores early October

Congratulations to Lynsey and James from the team here at the Lamb! We hope you've had a really special #wedding day, it's been a pleasure!

#Earthquake (#terremoto) possibly felt 2 min ago in Central Italy. Felt it? See emsc-csem.org