Things that sound completely normal as a cat owner but absolutely terrible out of context: "this is why you get stepped on"

Age in the workplace is crazy. I found out one of my favorite coworkers is only 19 and he asks how old I am and barely believed I'm 25 😂😭😭😭

Why are YouTube ads so much louder than the videos? Shits the same way infomercials were on TV 😭

I always think of how similar yet different my cousin and I are. We're a decade apart and share a single braincell. Not sure what his views are at this age but I think he's just me if I were straight. Probably

If I had a nickel for every time a villain beat up someone and proceeded to join the main cast and become my favorite character, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

One thing I always hated about so many animes is why do the villains always need to explain their plans and power in full detail? Like keep your mouth shut and you'd have less of a chance to die because you run your mouth over every detail about yourself 😂

Saw a bug crawling on the wall. My thought process - "if you're a fly you die immediately. You live if you're a spider" It's a baby spider I just ask he doesn't go in my clothes

My parents are watching golf in the living room??? I haven't heard the name Tiger Woods in years

Not the way I have to make a new set of notes just to keep track of all the sizes of my piercings

Someone call an exorcist

Damn pride month really just came and went 🥲

Having 3 people total working on a holiday should not be allowed 💀💀

I just want a new job but I'm so bad at interviews 😭

Who needs a roller coaster when you could just tour the bumpy hills of Colorado

Finding out that more of my childhood friends are also queer makes my heart so happy