I fried it in seed oil, Michael

BREAKING: New simulation indicates killer escaped via thrilling series of ramps and hoops

Get stamped idiot

It's crazy how bad trains are for GDP growth

tonya herding

Justin Trudeau: Hmm... maybe if I put on a disguise, I can pretend to be someone else and run for prime minister again. And I know just the costume!

We’ll see what my group chat of mean-spirited dumb alcoholics has to say about that

Elon Musk killing himself on 4/20 would make him the most epic meme ever 😂 no way he does it tho. He’ll never be one of the greats.

sometimes surprised by the number of ppl trying to build a wardrobe on a budget and they don't know how to 1. shop on sale 2. use eBay 3. steal

“Any last words before I send you to the colosseum to face the lion, small dog?” “Bark” “Very poor choice of words…”

I seen footage, I stay noided

Hearing from sources in the building that Messi does not plan on playing in tomorrow’s match in Vancouver. Vancouver Whitecaps FC is going to let football fans down a second time

If Hitler just wanted to kill all jews why did he let the Red Cross into camps instead of murdering the aides like Israel to Gaza today?

The people who ask Grok if this is true are the ones Aristotle refers to as natural slaves.

I am personally going to dive to the bottom of the ocean and cut the cables that connect India to the internet

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? They lay awake all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog.

“Now invade Venezuela so they forget that their ruling class is full of pedophiles”