Lt Gen Joshua Allen (@ltgen_allen17) 's Twitter Profile
Lt Gen Joshua Allen

@ltgen_allen17

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Buffalonians, Colonel Bruce of old graced camp with his presence. His drilling was useful for our junior men. Concern grows over a peculiar protrusion growing from his elbow. Otherwise, brawny and spirited โ€” Helpful. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

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Buffalonians, Tedium invades as we await true battle. We pass the time โ€” betwixt drillwork and slumber โ€” pondering a sumptuous new fortress in our territory. One day soon. We love you. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
Tedium invades as we await true battle. We pass the time โ€” betwixt drillwork and slumber โ€” pondering a sumptuous new fortress in our territory. One day soon. We love you. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, We admire the shouting beyond the gate. We hear the tables breaking. Inspiring. Hydrate on. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

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Buffalonians, We were ambushed by the steel men. Green. Unrefined. Cramming new stratagems before advancing south. Whilst the short-sighted locals may recommend panic, the true-blues know our mission remains unspoiled. I love you. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
We were ambushed by the steel men.  Green. Unrefined. Cramming new stratagems before advancing south.

Whilst the short-sighted locals may recommend panic, the true-blues know our mission remains unspoiled. I love you.

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, We remain humble. Recently unchallenged versus reserve signalers. Triumphant nonetheless! Battle moves to dusk, far from home, a two week tour. Confident, still. Pray for us. I love you. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
We remain humble. Recently unchallenged versus reserve signalers. Triumphant nonetheless! Battle moves to dusk, far from home, a two week tour. Confident, still. Pray for us. I love you.

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, The unit is encouraged by the labor of Sergeant S. Brown 79. A large man and true menace. Unsophisticated. Merciless. Barbarous! A match made in heaven. Save me some cider. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

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Buffalonians, Challenging day โ€” Irregular. Pace yourselves. Sundown is still far off. I love you. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
Challenging day โ€” Irregular. Pace yourselves. Sundown is still far off. I love you. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, Little to write home about this fall. Battle has been jarring. Yet, our aspirations remain whole. We must thrive this winter. Good tidings this Christmas. Send Uncle Milton my best. I love you. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians, 
Little to write home about this fall. Battle has been jarring. Yet, our aspirations remain whole. We must thrive this winter. Good tidings this Christmas. Send Uncle Milton my best. I love you.

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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A joyous holiday campaignโ€ฆ We are well. We plan to safeguard our territory through the mid-month. Once successful, we advance toward Missouri, perhaps Tennessee. Hopeful for a further westward trek in February. Refreshed! - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

A joyous holiday campaignโ€ฆ We are well. We plan to safeguard our territory through the mid-month. Once successful, we advance toward Missouri, perhaps Tennessee. Hopeful for a further westward trek in February. Refreshed! 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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I assume you have read โ€” the publishers have anointed us victors of the East. Hold your horses! Our expedition is just beginning. Our true aspirations remain unspoiled. Send Marv my best. Onward. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

I assume you have read โ€” the publishers have anointed us victors of the East. Hold your horses! Our expedition is just beginning. Our true aspirations remain unspoiled. Send Marv my best. Onward. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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New England lay war-torn! Revel just briefly. Whilst our unit is spirited and stout, so too are those that remain. Bamboozling new maneuvers are paramount โ€” We scheme daily past nightfall. P.S. Major Fitzpatrick of yesteryear has been frost-bitten. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

New England lay war-torn! Revel just briefly. Whilst our unit is spirited and stout, so too are those that remain. Bamboozling new maneuvers are paramount โ€” We scheme daily past nightfall.

P.S. Major Fitzpatrick of yesteryear has been frost-bitten.

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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We have safely reached Missouri. Camp is settled. Should we fare well here, we march home. Pray for us. I love you. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

We have safely reached Missouri. Camp is settled. Should we fare well here, we march home. Pray for us. I love you. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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I presume news has reached town. I, too, lie downhearted. Bottom fact, never mind duration โ€ฆ one day, under my command, we will triumph. We carry on โ€” youthful and spirited. Please share my dispatch throughout the homeland. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

I presume news has reached town. I, too, lie downhearted. 

Bottom fact, never mind duration โ€ฆ one day, under my command, we will triumph. We carry on โ€” youthful and spirited. Please share my dispatch throughout the homeland. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, Refreshed and reloaded. Battle resumes โ€” We aspire to assemble in Arizona come February. The journey is drawn-out and treacherous. Stay supportive. I love you. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
Refreshed and reloaded. Battle resumes โ€” We aspire to assemble in Arizona come February. The journey is drawn-out and treacherous. Stay supportive. I love you. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, Word may have reached โ€” We overpowered the topmost alliance. Stay solemn. Other brigades will draw new patterns after the news. The winter months determine our true fate. Healthy! - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
Word may have reached โ€” We overpowered the topmost alliance. Stay solemn. Other brigades will draw new patterns after the news. The winter months determine our true fate. Healthy! 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, Many men lay damaged. Autumn setbacks assured. Yet, the core remains forceful โ€” welcoming reinforcements. Remind the masses, the winter months determine our true fate. Pray for us. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
Many men lay damaged. Autumn setbacks assured. Yet, the core remains forceful โ€” welcoming reinforcements. Remind the masses, the winter months determine our true fate. Pray for us. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, Hopeful bulletins may be swaying the homeland. Stand humble. We remain anchored on the winter months. Thank you for the blue mold cheese package from France โ€” Succulent. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
Hopeful bulletins may be swaying the homeland. Stand humble. We remain anchored on the winter months. Thank you for the blue mold cheese package from France โ€” Succulent. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians, Local chronicles surely bleak. Battle turns wayward on occasion. Brigades sharpen when alerted weโ€™re near. As fore-mentioned, the trek to Arizona is drawn-out and fickle. I stress โ€” focus on the winter months. I love you. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians,
Local chronicles surely bleak. Battle turns wayward on occasion. Brigades sharpen when alerted weโ€™re near. As fore-mentioned, the trek to Arizona is drawn-out and fickle. I stress โ€” focus on the winter months. I love you.

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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One year. The somber reply to adversity provides no solace to us men engaged in the throes. We chose to fortify ourselves in collective solidarity. I pray our recent valor serves as a beacon. As always, winter determines our true fate. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

One year. The somber reply to adversity provides no solace to us men engaged in the throes. We chose to fortify ourselves in collective solidarity. I pray our recent valor serves as a beacon. As always, winter determines our true fate.

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—
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Buffalonians โ€” I must pen this missive. Pay no heed to the chatter regarding the worth I contribute to the platoon. Serves no matter. As ever, it is the winter months that shall dictate our true destiny. - ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—

Buffalonians โ€”
I must pen this missive. Pay no heed to the chatter regarding the worth I contribute to the platoon. Serves no matter. As ever, it is the winter months that shall dictate our true destiny. 

- ๐™ป๐š. ๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—. ๐™น๐š˜๐šœ๐š‘๐šž๐šŠ ๐™ฟ. ๐™ฐ๐š•๐š•๐šŽ๐š—