I want to be best friends with this bird x.com/AlexKintner3/s…

Still annoyed about being dinged at the office trivia game last year when I said the number of ghosts who visited Scrooge was four, not three. I will die on this hill.

I’d like to report a crime.

The ridiculous rhetoric being peddled in the UK that the strikes are “ruining Christmas” 🙄 You know what’s really ruining Christmas (and risking lives)? The fact that large amounts of people can’t afford to heat their freezing homes or feed their children.

When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

Scarborough Council has cancelled its NYE fireworks because there’s a walrus having a kip on the front, which is possibly the finest story to end 2022 we could ask for. theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/d…

Tulip Sadiq asks the prime minister about the welfare of 200 unaccompanied migrant children who’ve gone missing. Tory MP Jonathan Gullis heckles ‘well they shouldn’t have come here illegally’. Just when you think you’ve heard it all, the Tory Party find a new low #PMQs

can’t stop thinking about this text from my dad when i had a breakdown cus i thought i was a slut

He hid in a fridge from a breakfast TV interview.

ibuprofen delicious paracetamol not

every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that i mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life

Affordable housing

The racist and Islamophobic violence that is playing out across our country is appalling. We must never allow this hatred to prosper. Add your name to my community statement here: drrosena.co.uk/stand-up-to-ra…

Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys

I will say, simply, that our world is better because she offered us her art.

when something spooky happens to me

me: i have so much to do after work also me:

happy birthday to the best male character, patron saint of sluts, lesbians and losers 👽

An important reminder today for Londoners: our city is—and will always be—for everyone. We will always be pro-women, pro-diversity, pro-climate and pro-human rights. These are some of the values that will continue to bind us together as Londoners.

“Maybe I could start being healthy before January?”, he pondered, as he spread Nutella on his morning Twix.