GUYS I looked so good last night wtaf… prepare for hundreds of posts omds
#drag #drag queen

Istg the devil works hard but twinks work harder

i want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality

my best friend and i on a video call in 50 years

Instagram saw it first…

If a customer decides to call you a cunt then surely calling them a dirty tramp is perfectly acceptable?

Working in a nightclub is great until you actually want to function during the day

Smh I really need a new job that doesn’t leave me EXHAUSTED 24/7

Ugh I just want to be crazy on a beach in Thailand again rn

I’ve finally stopped cutting chunks of my hair but… look who has a mullet 😇

Oomfs introduced gooning to my vocabulary and now it’s EVRRYWHERE

So I just cut like a foot of hair off and now I’ve realised that was my only personality trait 😭

Whomp whomp whomp… it’s a me a gay

Ughhh I NEED AN ADVENTURE

everyone pissing me the fuck off today

Make it make sense - why do I wake up at 10 am one day and then 10 pm the next??!!??!!

All I want for Christmas… is to finish my dissertation WHYS THIS SO GOD DAMN HARD

The way I fully got punched in the face in the club on Saturday and my only reaction was “bitch you spilt my drink” 😂