wrong. nothing beats a jet2 holiday

A constantly miserable mindset is one I just can’t do. That’s why you have to limit your earth sign friendships 😭

The concept of not taking a person who owes you 200 million to court

I feel like if you ask someone to come over for a threesome with their man that’ll be broadcasted on only fans, there’s not much space for decorum. That nigga has a shirt for heaven’s sake. Who are they to judge.

she clocking outta work and i’m already terminated so ion gotta save my breath anymore mani is not this confident, secure, sound individual she poses as on here. she actively plotted with the nigga i was fuckin with at work to have me terminated

Generational Alabama talent like Bo Jackson

i would take someone who owes me $2 to court so 200M?!

i had a pocket knife and forgot. ATL didnt care. tried to come back from NOLA and they said check it or throw it away. I said ATL didnt care? he said this aint ATL 🤬

It’s really funny how TSA is vastly different depending on which airport you go thru.

Ashley, you got terminated from your place of employment for sexual misconduct between you and one of your direct reports. I didn’t call HR for that. He did. Everybody is grown here. YOU made the conscious decision to send a sex tape of you and your BD to that man. Nudes too.

Me when my friend can’t remember who sings So What:

How is she being the “bigger person” when nobody’s even saying anything to her 😭 girl shut up

Democrats attacked me over my cousin’s balls

ok today is so messy and baldheaded but it is cancer season so tht makes sense

no its hot af outside. one wrong move and somebody on your ass

its so funny how pink wig always has to put allegedly or be indirect cus she knows he will sue 😭

just locked a mosquito in my car. enjoy hell

My father in law said he can cook a better steak than I can, I said yeah fucking right. This man pulled out a sous vide setup and propane tank to sear it in a cast iron. embarrassed me in front of my wife. He will never meet our children

i am so tired omg.

my uncle just posted this on facebook. do we think he cheated? 🤔🤣