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Sign. Me. Up.

I’m sorry but the OC situation needs to be addressed. Brian was a risky hire that hasn’t paid off. Whether or not we shrink him and hide him in Kirk’s pocket or put him on a spaceship with Pluto, we gotta do something. Recruits don’t wait in line for splash mountain.

If you could only pick one... 🤔

I too have come to twitter to complain into the void about people being obsessed with their phones and not living in the moment

Depends on where we’re going and what the wife’s wearing, but my current top options would be AMM 3’s, Concepts AM1 Mellow, and the new Extra Butter Diadora S800 #atmoscollectorsclub  #atmos #atmosdc size 10.5M

The most unbelievable thing today was Caitlin Clark’s game winner. The second most unbelievable thing is that I continue to watch The Last of Us right before bed.

Maybe if Caitlin Clark plays two more years Gary Barta and Nike will be able to figure out how to sell jerseys for a generational talent who’s breaking attendance numbers across the conference and changing the way people talk about her sport

Figure it out, Gary.

These Concepts Air Max 1 are a home run, amazing details, comfortable, go with everything and they’re attainable l #atmoscollectorsclub #atmosdc 10.5M

Bad news America, for some unknowable, unbelievable reason, you can NOT go buy yourself, your mom, your kid—you can not buy anyone a Caitlin Clark jersey. Cone of shame for Phil Knight and Gary Barta.

Well…. That was more fun than the Rose Bowl!

Why are there officially licensed Nike/Iowa Caitlin Clark *sweatshirts* — and there are officially licensed *jerseys* for the rest of the WBB lineup — but no Clark jersey? Occam’s razor: one of those things Barta just inexplicably does the opposite of the obvious smart thing?

I think this computer was the quarterback of our junior high football team

Grandma can make a Caitlin Clark bedroom but Nike and Iowa can’t figure out how to sell a Caitlin Clark jersey. Ours is a fallen empire

They lost me at 830 eastern. Game 7 tonight, ON A HOLIDAY, still starts at 830. They don’t want me to watch

You’d see a lot more of this kind of thing if Iowa and Nike could unscrew themselves and figure out how to sell the jersey of one of the most popular players in her sport.

This shoe is pretty damned perfect. Could have a better box/other extra shit, but it takes Miles Morales’s Chicago’s and translates them for the spiderverse. people are mad it isn’t more a straight Chicago retro. Not the job, job is Spiderverse shoe, crushes its job.

The biggest Hawkeye star in my lifetime, in the Wild West of the NIL era, and it took a year before there were Iowa *t-shirts* with name/number. Still can’t buy her jersey. If you could, you’d see tiger hawks in grades schools all across the US.