Hows everyone coping through this chicken select pandemic

Dunno why everyones so suprised, he’s been fucking us for the past year n half

Scrap that its coming home honestly

Must be nice

You kno your phones dry when you start checking your emails

That guy shoved a flare up his arse for nothing

Huge dub, imagine the chicks this guy gets

bros got covid

Might develop an app where you can review your ex’s so people can see what they are getting themselves into

Trill Withers

Go on my phone a lot for someone who speaks to no one

She needs the money to buy more Play-Doh for the next batch of sausages

Hope santa has done a few lateral flows before he comes into my gaff the fat cunt

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Still triggers me now

Hate this generation why are we flexing on twitter that we haven’t shit our pants

Wish I got tickets for that Johnny Depp trial

“Here son put this santa hat on, we’re gunna get a gofundme”