Cheer up. You only have to work tomorrow, and then it’s the weekend. And then 35 more years 🫠

👋 Friendly reminder: Please make sure beneficiaries are added to ALL of your accounts.

The smartest and simplest way to earn 25% on your money is to pay off your credit card debt. Period.

My dog decided to eat 24 dark chocolate peanut butter cups 9 hours before my flight. After 5 hours at the vet of forcing my dog to barf, my wallet is $1,200 lighter, and I’m barely surviving off 13 grapes.

If you’re trying to get rich quick you’re probably going to become poor quick.

💀 Cause of death: Putting money in your Roth IRA, but not actually buying any investments.