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Lewis Parker

@lpcantlose

Freelance writer • Bad at fighting games • Read my words @Eurogamer, @IGN, @RockPaperShot and @PCGamer • He/Him • [email protected]

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lol. lmao. everything on their website is AI-generated. When people say journalism is dying, just remember that Google was the one that killed it by promoting this kind of slop.

lol. lmao. everything on their website is AI-generated.

When people say journalism is dying, just remember that Google was the one that killed it by promoting this kind of slop.
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Pinning this for a hot minute. I'd love to be put up for MCV's 30 under 30 this year given it's my last year to be eligible (18/12/1995). If you've ever enjoyed my work I'd be incredibly grateful for a nomination. Here's some of the stuff I'm proud of mcvuk.com/30under30/

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With 2XKO, Riot aims to make a beginner-friendly fighting game - but will that ever be possible? eurogamer.net/with-2xko-riot…

With 2XKO, Riot aims to make a beginner-friendly fighting game - but will that ever be possible?
eurogamer.net/with-2xko-riot…
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Once again I am happy to announce that I am back on Eurogamer. This time they let me waffle on about Riot's 2XKO alpha, and my hopes for its future. eurogamer.net/with-2xko-riot…

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Startmenu is a beautiful site full of beautiful people (and Scott McCrae) and they deserve your support. The current and next generations of game journos are finding their footing here, due in part to lex luddy (kiryu's roommate) tireless support. I wouldn’t be where I am today without them.

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Ratchet is playable in the same game as Rivet. Joel is playable in the same game as Ellie. Uncharted: Lost Legacy is a spin-off. Funnily enough, Atreus is also playable alongside Kratos. That doesn’t seem to bother these people tho. I wonder why? Just say you hate women bro.

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I reviewed Metaphor: ReFantazio for PC Gamer and lemme tell you, it really earned that 95/100. I've reviewed so many bangers this year, yet this ended up being the best of them all. pcgamer.com/games/rpg/meta…

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Metaphor: ReFantazio review: A beautiful, 100-hour-long journey from beginning to end, Metaphor takes the best elements of Persona 5 and somehow improves on them. trib.al/zYyGgUz

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my thoughts are currently with any video game media editors working today Metaphor: ReFantazio, Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO, and the Alien: Isolation 2 announcement. all of this dropped within like 20 minutes of each other. good lord.

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As promised. Here's my review of Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero. I was sincerely surprised with how much I enjoyed this one, and it's a celebration that feels even more special after Toriyama's passing. pcgamer.com/games/fighting…

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Are you playing Metaphor: ReFantazio? Are you worried you might not be getting the most out of your 120+ hour-long adventure? Are you hoping some dude who already played it wrote a 10 Top Tips guide about it? Are you a fan of clicking links? pcgamer.com/games/rpg/meta…

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I sound slightly different than usual but here's the video version of my Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero review for Eurogamer! (shout out to Jim Trinca for somehow doing the voice over with a straight face) youtube.com/watch?v=mOhUK8…

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The meta in Dragon Ball Sparking Zero has resulted in the funniest top 10 most played list conceivable. Yajirobe, Spopovich, Recoome and Mr. Satan in the top 10. I couldn’t cook up a dumber list than this if I tried. Please never fix this Bandai.

The meta in Dragon Ball Sparking Zero has resulted in the funniest top 10 most played list conceivable.

Yajirobe, Spopovich, Recoome and Mr. Satan in the top 10. I couldn’t cook up a dumber list than this if I tried.

Please never fix this Bandai.
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My first ever news story for Eurogamer just went live and it's about... how someone managed to upload a screenshot of Shrek fighting some sexy anime girls to Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero's World Library eurogamer.net/bandai-namco-b…