There's a crow with a Yorkshire accent at Knaresborough Castle and it's the best thing you'll hear today.

Yep..

Had a very SOGGY run this morning in preparation for Sunday. It was muddy, wet, cold and miserable (as you can tell by my happy face). PLEASE SPONSOR ME! justgiving.com/fundraising/la…

When you find yourself standing in an aircraft hanger at 7am on a Sunday morning..

NEW: The only way to beat Boris Johnson is to vote tactically. All you need is GetJohnsonGone.com. Pls share.

Extremely late to the party with this one, but just watched Hannah Gadsby 'Nanette' on Netflix. Oh my god, amazing. I feel wrung out. I urge you to watch it if you haven't already.

Eva this morning - ' mummy there was a woman in the bedroom last night. She was wearing a purple jacket and had long grey hair. She came and laid down in the bed next to me. No mummy it definitely wasn't a dream. ' I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN.

Yes couldn't agree more with Richard Osman on #betweenthecovers Kate Atkinson-Life After Life is such an amazing book! Would challenge anyone to read it and not love it.

Feeling extremely unproductive after watching this..

#dailybriefing

It may have been the red wine and the emotional roller coaster that is lockdown 3..but oh my god It's a Sin made me properly weep😭😭. So amazing #ItsASin

If you want the epidural, get the epidural thepooluk #thepool the-pool.com/health/wombs-e… So very true.

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The nursing pay cap is leading to nursing shortages and risking lives. Plus RT if you think it should be lifted bbc.co.uk/news/health-39…

I’m pleased to see an intention to deal with this, but signing will show how much ending this unnecessary and unspeakable cruelty means to people Please help, we’re so close. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2002…

I think we need to burn the Sylvanian Families catalogue. " mummy I want that for my birthday " me - "the boutique?" she looks at me with serious face..."All of them".

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I like the #royalbaby and your baby and all babies! If anything, I want MORE COVERAGE. ‘Sharon from Ramsgate is 4cm dilated and weeping for drugs. So much for your birth plan, eh Sharon.’