"NeWcAsTlE aReN't PlAyInG fOoTbAlL, tHeY'rE pLaYiNg RuGbY."

i asked Al to restore my photo from when I was a kid and this was the result😭

This was how you had to dress 20 years ago to get in your local nightclub

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I

Richarlison shouldn’t celebrate scoring until he gets home and watches it on match of the day

It’s hard to imagine that ITV’s Aztec Gold 1986 World Cup theme tune is 40 years old in 2026. #Mexico86

📅 On this day, 14 years ago, Hatem Ben Arfa scored one of his most filthy goals for Newcastle. 🤯

Happy 53rd birthday to 'Whatever happened to the Likely Lads?' 🎂

the face you pull when the boss walks within 5 yards of your monitor

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo

Have a look who is to blame for the state of all the wankers on Sky Sports

Six and half years and still nothing has topped this. The flick of the hair does me in. I need to find the original video.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Me when Hotel California comes on.

Wolverhampton Wanderers

Well there’s enough horrid stuff going on in the world so here’s Vic & Bob inviting Mark Lamarr to do the Mammalathon Challenge.

This ball boy will remember celebrating this winner with Jose Mourinho for the rest of his life😍😍😍

David Ornstein dialling in from the barbers .

The most Looney Tunes/Tom & Jerry type of shit I’ve seen in a long time. The chair throw, the facepalm and then the bouncer pishing himself laughing. Absolute cinema