Saying “without religion I wouldn’t know what was right and wrong” is such a sociopathic self report.

Can will toledo stop writing the most Gut wrenching lyrics ever

They want to mandate government approved haircuts now. Insanity.

early car seat headrest/the numbered albums are crazy because one moment you'll be hearing one of the most emotional songs you've ever heard then the next song blows out your ears

Genuinely horrific tweet. If this doesn't terrify you then you are lost.

Nova is straight. April Fools😂 He’s actually Neptunic. The word Neptunic is derived from Neptune, God of the sea. Nova felt that this fit him best, due to his proclivity to fondle aquatic wildlife. His preferred partner of choice is of course, The Flounder.

why do they call it urgent care if it’s not urgent and they also don’t care

i have so much to say but i can never get the words out

ye

why can’t i accept apologies

shoutout to the little boy who danced like a crab at/with me for 2 minutes today you made work less boring for 2 whole minutes

Elon and Trump broke up today, but we're not like them, no, we're nothing like them

Donald J. Trump

i drank 32oz of mocha and cleaned for two hours and i STILL FEEL LIKE I’M GOING TO SCREAM

I AM

Greg Looganus Pierre L’Fauex Grok

this gif never gets old i love it