Guys!!!! I have over 10k followers, and I just had a post get over 1K impressions!!! That means 9 of 10 of you didn't see it! X is so broken that X doesn't even realize how broken it is!

If you ate food today, Thank a farmer Thank a trucker And, Galen Weston?

Guys!!! What am I doing with this much US cash?

Serious question for those who failed the National IQ test in April. Do those elbows up your ass hurt yet?

There's absolutely no way a 16 year old white girl got a job at Tim Singh's.

Happy Canada 🇨🇦 Day!!!

Hello America 🇺🇸 I'm inside you!

I can confirm that the beef in a Canadian Big Mac tastes WAY better! Any guesses how much this was in USD?

Don't let the Canadian mainstream media fool you. The border crossing was super simple. The US border guard was super polite and friendly. To the point where I said, "That's it?" And she smiled and said, "Enjoy your trip."

Miles are a confusing and inconvenient unit of measurement.

When you think you're on I-81 North heading back to Canada and you realize you've made a wrong turn! 🤣

Ok. Ryan Trahan I crossed an international border to try these. I hope they're good!

Guess how much these cost? In USD, since they're not yet available in Canada.

Canada's national sport is:

Ngl. I really miss being one of the cool kids who get paid to post on X. 😢

Do you open the microwave door with 1 second left, or are you normal?

Do you think X will ever be able to properly run its monetization program?

Let's get Ryan Trahan to visit Canada! I Visited 50 States in 50 Days - Day 28 youtube.com/clip/UgkxqwVqf… via YouTube

How many days in a row did Terry Fox run a marathon? (On a shitty 1979 prosthetic leg)

Got muffler? With Sam Asselstine