Dear Harry Sisson,
Oh, you globe-trotting, accent-hopping, self-proclaimed American patriot.
Let’s unpack the wild ride that is your international existence.
Born in Singapore, raised in Ireland, and only gracing the good ol’ USA with your presence since 2017?
What a fcking
Remember that time a pedophile who used a cigar as a dildo on his intern in the oval office preached to us about how Donald Trump is a disgrace to that same office?
Good Times.