this better be Dan during the rain delay

a labor & industries inspector came in at the exact same time as 14,000 customers

that’s baseball, baby. sometimes things just don’t click and more often than not, they just don’t click for the mariners against the orioles. fully expected it. onwards and upwards, boys

this is, no joke, very similar to how my dad talks about Sinners lmao. by far his favorite film of the year too

he is a dork but i am quite fond of him

no harry, luke, or robles… which could mean nothing…

❣️❣️❣️

i am getting so tired of the “mariners reporters don’t ask tough questions and i am so angwy about it 😡” crowd. guess what LOSER? you wouldn’t like the team’s answers either because you are MISERABLE NO MATTER WHAT.

just had the most disgusting chicken wings on the planet, AMA

if you prefer bbq over buffalo you should be institutionalized

Ben Williamson has hit two home runs tonight btw