let’s go look at cool old stuff !!

"Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk; and now we stand by each other." - William Tecumseh Sherman

Built your own house? Built the outbuilding for the harvester and dug the tiling on your acreage? To the front of the line with you. THE FRONT OF THE LINE 🔜🔜

ever out to eat in NYC and want to illustrate the burden of overzealous regulation? invite your dinner companion to spread butter on bread… when they can’t (because it’s rock hard from being unnecessarily refrigerated), slam your dunk

My blowout didn’t survive the wait for my Uber from ATL… no wonder it took us consumptive Northerners three years to beat yall down

Am I the peppermint on your pillow?

Oh, password to my archive/blog is probably in your inbox (if you use Proton like a real one) or under the Promo tab (if you’re using Gmail) Got the story of telling my parents in there, plus some reflections on what this life changed in me. Go forth and entertain thyself

If you’re one of my sweeties & I accidentally blocked you in my latest follower purge, email me! didn’t mean to throw my babes out with the bath water

I had a super cool time explaining the Butlerian Jihad to a gentleman farmer recently. When worlds collide

San Francisco next week! Let’s talk specs for your NZ bunker… clothing optional

Do people really get scared when they are talking to a really beautiful woman? Is that a true?? It makes me feel calm.. like when you look at an oil painting of a landscape or take a deep breath of crisp mountain air after it rains

Pet Sounds, turned up so high it’s gonna give me tinnitus

all the men in this SFO uber queue look quietly slutty and it’s absolutely working for me

I think the clunky discomfort we Americans feel with being “waited on” is beautiful. Yes, we may all consider ourselves temporarily embarrassed millionaires, but I think the inverse of it —a deep unease with hierarchy— is a credit to our culture

I’m joining …all men in being extremely down for Sophie Cunningham right now

How can I make the flight attendants not get mad at me for being up and out of my seat on my flight to Hawaii? I hate being in the way! I also hate sitting still!