me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

EVENTUALLY KIDS GET OLD ENOUGH TO SEE WHICH PARENT WAS THE PROBLEM.

my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

rent is 50% of our income.

“My client” and then boom, it’s Kelly Rowland! 😂 I live for that!

YOU CAN NOT MIX ALL YOUR FRIEND GROUPS

BEING ABLE TO QUIT YOUR JOB IF YOU HATE IT.

"i would've paid for it" nigga literally still you can

when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

I don't check my account balance for a while.. I just swipe 😭.

You gone get the version of me that you deserve.

Walk inside with the door locked and closed and my mom prefers a ring to let her know nobody was inside waiting for you 😭

Words and actions!!

While I get this ideology, I also want people to remember that some people want children for THEM— no one else. And if the risk is worth it for THEM, then that’s all that matters. Ok. Great. ✨

🤣🥹🤍

I will never befriend another person born in December — again. Ever.

Having a second baby by a person who wasn’t taking care of the first one.

you ever been left tf alone?

MAYOR OF KINGSTOWN GOT ME VOMITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!

Yes. Even siblings don't get the same parents