I can only assume M&S make this so that a) people like me post about it and b) people buy it to know if it's as disgusting as it sounds . And I'm a marmite fan!

I've spoken to 3 people in the last week who don't own an umbrella. They're in their 30s/40s with kids (relevant as rain storms always start at 3pm). HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? We have probably around 12 knocking around. And that doesn't include the dozens I've left across London.

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Anthony Trollope in 1857 on side chats

Definition of "no sh*ts given" by this absolute unit

Can I just say I've only just discovered that "pumpkin spiced" stuff just means it has cinnamon and nutmeg type stuff in it, not, you know, pumpkin flavour. Been baffled for years on why anyone would have a coffee that tasted like something you make into soup.

Ooh handy for my Torvill and Dean compilation

In the second half, England and Wales will wear shirts without names — highlighting memory loss as a symptom of dementia 💙 Alzheimer's Society

Wait I missed the "napkin" mystery voice reveal on Dermot's show! Someone put me out of my misery...

They're just so moreishly weird Danny Baker

Oh hey Waitrose & Partners , you and I have very different ideas of what "a little treat" means...

Ok NOW we're talking (apparently the link I had before was wrong and this time WE'RE TALKING TREATS. Waitrose you're forgiven

Err guys. Why does my knee look like a Rembrandt self portrait?

There's a woman on the train this morning eating... a corn on the cob

I don't think enough people saw this

She was there again this morning so this just seems to be her normal every day routine. Hats off to her.

I put on/took off 6 sets of lights on the Christmas tree yesterday and settled on... The first set.

These are my nanna's glass decorations, probably getting on for 90 years old, made all the more special by the old bit of string and twisted bit of wire she'd used to fix them 🥹