profloumoore So was “The Human Highlight Film” apparently. Maybe too long for the graphic? 🤷

Was the Ice Man unavailable?

Jontay: bet my unders tonite, fellas. My eye hurts or something.

Mark: Cool. $8k?

Jontay: $80k

Mark: you… you sure this ain’t gonna raise some red flags? Do ppl bet on you like that?

Jontay: Of course they do. I’m Jontay Effin Porter…

Nobody has looked cleaner on a card than Eric Davis.
It doesn’t matter what the border is. He’s fk’n clean.

I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Random mediocre hitter
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

We ain’t seen numbers like this since Satchel Paige came to some small town in 1935 to save a local baseball team.

The freest people on earth are talented D1 athletes

profloumoore No greater announcement at a track meet than 'this will be a combined event'

Dear high school track and field gods,
Please combine tonight’s boys and girls 3200 meter race.

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I am “I’m too old to stay up for west coast basketball” years old.

If Zion can’t go, the NBA gotta get the Pelicans out of the playoffs.

To put this in perspective, she wrote this in 1947

D-Lo is not a smart basketball player

Rui ain’t taking no charge against Zion.

LeBron James is 137 years old, and just took 2 charges.

I ain’t taking no charge from Zion

Shawn Kemp