I'm in Nevada to meet Ella, a former bare-knuckle boxer turned puritanical gardener who believes the government stole their eyes

I'm in Seoul to meet Archer, a former tollbooth operator turned pimp who believes Donald Trump's hair is cursed

I'm in Devon to meet Adam, a former bowler turned tech bro who believes the Pope is a shapeshifter

I'm in Montreal to meet Henry, a former astronomer turned acrobatic janitor who believes Steve Buscemi is a time traveller

I'm in Cuba to meet Palmira, a former therapist turned artisan programmer who believes ghosts live in the internet

I'm in Lebanon to meet Adam, a former gravedigger turned Las Vegas hypnotist who believes goats kidnapped their father

I'm in Sierra Leone to meet Hannah, a former auditor turned water diviner who believes chemtrails are sacred

I'm in India to meet JC, a former competitive eater turned parody account mogul who believes the Pope is a shapeshifter

I'm in Ghana to meet Landon, a former foreign correspondent turned asexual oil painter who believes God blessed their trumpet

I'm in Rome to meet Alice, a former podcaster turned toast artist who believes aliens will invade Portsmouth

I'm in North Korea to meet Stephani, a former milliner turned panhandler who believes geese can be taught to speak English

I'm in Reykjavik to meet Sophia, a former postmaster turned film producer who believes Scientologists kidnapped their family

I'm in Reykjavik to meet Agripina, a former database administrator turned Morrissey impersonator who believes Nicolas Cage killed JFK

I'm in Portugal to meet Simon, a former funambulist turned religious zealot who believes kissing summons dark spirits

I'm in Senegal to meet Vance, a former Vine star turned racist pianist who believes pineapple belongs on pizza

I'm in Ecuador to meet Devora, a former political scientist turned naked historian who believes the Earth is 52 years old

I'm in Hong Kong to meet Enrique, a former baker turned living organ donor who believes fluoride is turning frogs gay

I'm in Virginia to meet Owen, a former chef turned nihilist hacker who believes cats know exactly how and when you will die

I'm in Lithuania to meet Ezra, a former archaeologist turned egomaniac who believes the Matrix is real

I'm in Bhutan to meet Judson, a former landlord turned right-wing survivalist who believes World War 2 never happened