Long overdue a holiday and a deck of lucky strikes!

They signed Doku and Savinho to replace Grealish and Mahrez, and now signed Marmoush and Cherki to replace Doku and Savinho

There's only one man responsible for this Air India tragedy...

Ilia Toporia is taking the piss

THE KNOCKOUT HEARD AROUND THE WORLD 😱 ILIA TOPURIA IS DIFFERENT‼️👏 #UFC317

We are witnessing the extermination of a people If you wondered what you would have done in history's greatest crimes like The Holocaust or Apartheid, now you don't have to. If you are silent now, you would have been silent then

📅 We’re looking for a fixture on 12th July — get in touch if you’re available! Due to a team dropping out. Home or away? 🤝

We live in a society where people will spend 3 hours queueing up for jacket potato they’ve seen on tik tok, but wouldnt spend 5 mins helping a neighbour. That should say a lot. Games gone.

Shane Gillis tricked the ESPYS crowd into believing his friend’s wife was a WNBA star 😭 “4x WNBA All-Star Brittany Hicks is here. Give it up for Brittany, everybody. I'm just joking around; that's my friend's wife, I knew none of you knew WNBA players.”

United are taking the absolute piss this transfer window. It looked like INEOS were learning by not budging on their valuation, but that only works if you've got replacements ready for you to be able to walk away from said deal 🤯🔫

⚽️ GOOAALLL! | Golcar 1-2 Campion Paddy Sykes marks his return in style – cool as you like from the penalty spot! 😎🎯 Back in front! 🔴⚫ #WeAreCampion | #NCEL | #Matchday

Watkins over Sesko for me. We need efficiency straight away.

Black Louis #StandUpComedy

10 perfect touches. All with his right foot, while using his left to stabilise himself. You don’t understand how perfectionist this is unless you’ve played to a certain level. It’s truly next level.

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Outrageous behavior of Israeli settlers exposed tonight on Channel 4 News A Palestinian father is shot on his own land by Israeli land thieves, yet the IDF arrest the Palestinian man's son & not the Israeli settler who shot him. Trade with Israel should be banned in the UK & EU

The Grand Old Duke of York, He had 12 million quid, He gave it to a woman he never met, For something he never did.

Time to see where we're at. The performance has to be same as last week AND the 3 points. 3 points and an ugly performance just leaves loads of questions still to answer...