A completely impartial Match of the Day for this weekend's The i Paper cartoon... #GaryLineker #MOTD #Matchoftheday #BBC

#BookTwitter 🤣

Last couple of days to enter this. Thanks a million to those that already have 💗 It closes Sunday 26th (not the 25th as in original tweet 🤦‍♀️) at 5pm Good luck 🍀

Where is everyone racing this weekend? 🚴👍

🤯LOOSHKIN BOOK 2, ceremoniously titled OOF! RIGHT IN THE PUDDINGS! is published TODAY! 🚀More unhinged surreal comic adventures with the bonkers blue cat! 🥸Pigs! Fish Fingers! Goths! Speedboats! Suitable for all ages! 💖RT this tweet for the chance to win a signed copy!

#BrexitDisaster It must have been amazing. Imagine voting to get rid of this.

Let’s face it the only people really responsible for the death of this horse are the owners & trainers who forced the poor animal to race in the Grand National. Desperate attempts to blame animal rights protestors won’t wash with the British public. Stop passing the blame & clean

We really, really need to get our act together before it’s too late.

I want to play a game with everyone called ‘how many pot holes on your way to work’. I counted 23 in a 15 minute journey #potholes #tarmactrauma #fixtheroads #fixthepotholes

Can we all agree that astro turf should be banned from gardens? 🤷‍♂️

No matter how much rice I make, there is always too much…

An amazing book 📖 😍

☀️📚 COMPETITION 📚☀️ It's week 4 of #HQSummerReads, where we recommend books based on different categories. This week… books with ✨ main character energy ✨ Follow us and RT to #win this entire stack!

🔥WIN! Bunny Vs Monkey book eight, The Impossible Pig, is published in about six weeks time. But I have a bundle of advance copies here, so to be in with a chance of not only winning a SIGNED COPY, but getting to read it over a month before anyone else, just RT this tweet!

As promised, here's a wee giveaway for the fantastic #TheGirlWhoFledThePicture To be in with a chance of winning a signed copy + cheeky bookmark, like, RT & follow. Feel free to tag away too. UK only please. Closes 5pm Sunday 24th

It's #followbackFriday! NHS supporter Gynaecologist Patient supporter Medical podcaster A bit of chess Family Great at naming things... Like/retweet and Follow me and I'll follow you back! Let's do this!

MEGA ROBO BOOK GIVEAWAY! My web shop is open from now till xmas - neillcameron.bigcartel.com - and to celebrate I’m giving away one COMPLETE SET of ALL SIX Mega Robo Bros books so far! Just ❤️ & RT this post for a chance to win 🤖🤖🔥

💖Okay here’s a MASSIVE Bunny Vs Monkey contest - win the whole BVM book series, including book 9 ahead of release, all signed and personalised, AND a £10 BVM book token! 🎉Just RT this tweet to be in with a chance! 🧐(UK only, I’ll pick a winner at random in a few days time!)

I need to make some space on my bookshelves & will therefore be running some book giveaways over the next few weeks. First up, this Goldsboro first edition of #TheTurnglass. To enter, follow me & RT this tweet. UK only. Winner picked at random after midnight 21 Jan! 📚🙌🏻

🚨 COMIC FANS/PARENTS! I’m going to the post office tomorrow so if anyone fancies a signed copy of LOOSHKIN: HONK IF YOU SEE IT, just RT this tweet and I’ll pick one or two at random later. 👻 The Looshkin books are manically funny comics for young and old readers alike!