Ser Deadass of the Bronx. First of his Name. Word To His Mother.

"So, I took a bunch of hallucinogens with my dog, and he learns how to talk . . . so we started driving around in my van solving mysteries"

And suddenly, - The man waking up at 6 AM for work. - Having lunch at 3:30 PM due to long call. - Sleeping by 9:30 PM to survive corporate. Isn’t your dad anymore. It’s you.

🙏🏻

Don’t

Your genes are inferior if you hate cilantro

What do you mean today is not Friday and neither is tomorrow???

I really do not think we've tapped in to how insane working 40 hours in 5 days is

That feeling of an ice cold beer after an ice cold beer

living close to ya job

When you're earning more than you've ever earned in your life but somehow you still have no money

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

thinking about quitting my job so i can focus on more important things like my depression

Just grow up and put cilantro & onions on y’all tacos already

Can’t be sad today I have a lot of work

“People working from home are just pretending to work” Tf you think people are doing in an office?