Alec Baldwin 5ft 11

truly insane whenever i talk battletoads people bring up the turbo tunnel as if that's not one of the easiest levels in the game. brother, that game goes off the rails after the snake level. smh

how does one go about publishing BOOK?

prediction: shane gillis is gonna do the chris pratt rebrand and be a handsome leading man super hero guy by like 2028 it's coming, brother

Deleted the threads. 💀

Is writing Bill and Ted 4 on spec a good use of my time right now?

This account is now just documenting when I get Queen. 💅

Robert Redford 5ft 10 ½

Jimmy Kimmel 5ft 11 ¼

A year ago I wrote a dystopian novel about a powerful politician arresting all the comedians and it was rejected by every publisher and agent I sent it to 💅💅💅

This account is mostly just for when I get queen 💅

Been losing followers every time I tweet lately 🙌🙌🙌

Just spent an entire spotting session telling the director why improv is bad 💅

Getting a lot of targeted ads that're like "Are you over 50 and make over $150,000 a year?" I'm like girl, no to both, who you think you're targeting with this?

Followed all the steps on how to get more followers on here. Lost 10 so far 😎

Crazy that Napoleon was actually pretty tall for his time period but the short complex gets named for him Brutal

Posted another random cover today! Only the real ones remember this ancient Jimmy Fallon song 👀 youtube.com/watch?v=xMT8lQ…

Covered the extremely accurate Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴏɢ™ Headquarters💩 masterpiece 👀 youtu.be/lUl7ECZzsFc?si…

ska band dressed as the navi called Skavatar

Supporting what's happening in Venezuela because Maduro is 6'3