27 innings against the Astros: 1 run 3 innings vs the Braves: 4 home runs The Philadelphia Phillies.

Had my ass out on display for Atlanta, and I think that’s why my Philadelphia Phillies are doing so well right now. I’m also sitting out in the rain thnx.

Peak adulthood is cracking open different flavors of sparkling waters and passing them around the table to try.

I just listened to a Scary Kids Scaring Kids song that features Taylor Hanson in 2025.

you wonder why i am the way that i am but this is who raised me

“I asked chat gbt” “I asked grok” I asked Chase Utley and he said FTM

The planets are kinda wild right now, but I just made potato chip crusted chicken with Middleswarth and shit’s gooooooood.

I’m 32, and my mom still tells me when Good Charlotte is on TV. 💖

Moral of the story is boys are friends, and Annie just fell off her bar stool.

Sometimes all you need to heal is to do a lil ass shaking to Banshee.

TIME TO BECOME INSUFFERABLE

Shout out dads because I’m just a 32-year-old girl that can’t understand why lamps can’t be sold with lightbulbs already inside them.

october 31st november 1st

My fridge is just various options of carbonated beverages, prosciutto, the occasional cheese, and milk.

Idk why I pack 25 different outfits to go home to PA when I wear the same 3 things the entire time.

You don’t say?

Trekked to a coffee shop to use their Internet so I could work. Turns out they also don’t have Internet. 🙃

“He’s a beach house child. He was never a bell ringer at Long John Silver’s.”

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