Is there anything we can buy to protect women from Russell Brand?

I know I'm late to the whoop whoop party, but we got shortlisted for six UK Search Awards and I am happy. Horray. No, seriously, super proud, esp of my team who are directly responsible for 50% of these nominations. Love you guys ❤️ emma malcolmson Naomi Lauren Watson

But I was so close to forgetting that certain right wing xenophobes exist 😭

There's a time and a place to point out someone's flaws and errors, but I don't think the immediate aftermath of their death is that time. Especially when it's clearly done for clickbait. And don't get me started on the pics/vids. This place is truly a cesspit.

Happy 3 year anniversary to me and emma malcolmson ❤️

Imagine losing the father of your child and having to write something like this. As I said the other day, this place is a cesspit. I can't imagine how hard this must be for Cheryl Cole having to navigate the trauma her son is going through. The whole situation is too sad.

The only thing women shouldn’t wear after 35 is the weight of societal expectations

This is so David Brent. Tommy Robinson spends a day hyping up how he's going to be arrested as soon as he returns to the UK. He (and his camera crew - isn't filming at border control illegal by the way?) turn up, and literally no one cares. He thinks he's El Chapo 😂

Currently reading Ultra-Processed People and there's a bit which hit a nerve. Ultra processed food was originally designed to ensure food was produced quickly enough so workers (slaves) would have shorter lunch breaks. Think of that next time you grab a lunchtime meal deal.

"You're penalising people with loads of money" says Laura Kuenssberg. If only she was this upset with the Tories who spent the last 14 years penalising people with hardly any money at all.

I'm in a legal battle over a campaign. It's so stressful, but I wont be bullied by big money, so I'm standing my ground (because I'm right, the lawyers have confirmed). Got a response "Louise, the digital representative from Honcho was counterproductive" Might update my bio 😂

Top tweets when you look up #KamalaHarris are laughably desperate. Elon Musk has his bots out in full force tonight. There will be no useful/interesting information on this platform tonight.

Oh hi, apparently it's my birthday 🦂

We voted in the same government that destroyed our country for 14 years in a row, love. We even have a more accessible system to oust shit leaders and didn't take it. I'd really, REALLY reserve the judgement. Seriously.

He's going to win. I'm not shocked or surprised. Just disappointed and disgusted. #USAElections2024

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

The thought of starting all this again from scratch is not ideal, but this place is quiet (aside from the angry noise, which I just can't be done with). So I'll be having a crack at making the other place a thing, you can find me here...