Good luck New York

“He’s doing more than the last two Democrats he’s a King!!!” Like we were on a good trajectory or something

Bro went from tax the billionaires to give yall free shit To fuck it how about yall just pay for the free shit instead In 12 hours of being elected 🤣

Exactly how I envisioned week 10 looking Sleeper

You know what scientists call people that sit in places where cars are supposed to be driving? Natural selection

Those cuties slap she sleeping fr

Don’t ever compare America to them again

To be fair he doesn’t build much of anything Just check on that multibillion dollar high speed train system…

Did she just say 42 million with a straight face? That’s 1 in every 8 people in America eating for free

Translation: he can’t pay low wages to undocumented people anymore and won’t offer better wages to attract legal workers and it’s affecting his bottom line

Car accidents are unfortunately worth it for all of us to keep driving freely

200 mph race cars down the Las Vegas Strip this shit is so crazy 🤣

Rock flawless diamonds please accept my flaws WUNNA 🔥🔥🔥

This is essentially how all the ICE videos would start if the media didn’t cut it off and twist the story

Me after throwing a wobbly 10 yard touchdown to my wide open hungover friend at the turkey bowl

Traders love talking about their entry models lmfao That’s the easiest part Stop loss selection and risk management so much more important

Thanksgiving is the most elite holiday for comedy on the timeline Pure gold every year 😂😂

A level of delusion not previously seen at any other point in documented history

You can’t listen to old lil baby and new lil baby and confidently tell me it’s the same person writing those verses 🤣🤣