Are there jobbies? I hope there are jobbies. #IYKYK

You'll all be glad to know Asbo is celebrating #InternationalCatDay the way he spends every other day. Snoozing.

This is not helping me to cool down

Very much picked the wrong day to tackle The Wilderness That Ised To Be My Garden

Hard relate. This week has been a long fucking month

Dave and his pals popping in to visit Gareth Williams.

Spent my afternoon staring at a large organ. True story.

Fuck. Sake.

Ignoring some of the more unhinged replies to this... does anyone still have the link with advice on what to do if you're living in an unsafe situation & having to hide your access to a phone? Can't find the link, but useful to share if someone has it?

.TM Payne (Tina will do 😊) TIIIIINNNAAAAAA time to start limbering up 🤣

Thanks to Lou Kellett - if you need to hide your access to a phone when the emergency alert thingy goes off on Sunday ⬇️⬇️

A very happy #OrkneyLibraryFortniteDay to all who celebrate 🎉🎉

.M&S in your Inveralmond store earlier picking up a coffee. You might want to do some additional training with the cafe staff; openly mocking an old lady with obvious & advanced dementia really isn't acceptable. A sarky "sorry" didn't cut it. #Raging

Purchased in a supermarket in Scotland. Friends of Bear Cat Rescue I think Wonton should sue 🤣

Or ducking he'll. Absolutely never writing that. Never.

Bought one of those carpet rake thingies I kept seeing on insta, more than 50% convinced it would turn out to be a load of shite. Second time I've used it, only half done & have enough hair to make a new Asbo 😳 (I hoover regularly btw, no' - minger 🤣)