All it takes is for your phone to get stolen and you gonna develop spider senses.

“guys will knack anything” una, if i don’t find you physically attractive my epon dey on do not disturb

"You dey hot o" -Someone that knows you're going through a whole lot.

- our parents were right,it’s the damn phone!

- since TikTok allowed users to upload pictures in comments, it has become much funnier,icl😭

I’m currently being met by a ridiculous number of hands

Fake lock in niggas dey muzz me bro. This guy go buy rich dad, poor dad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

when u guide u go nonchalant ehh 😆 street transformer fit spoil make u no send 😂

money is the best rizz

second law of guiding - if the story touch u , touch am back .

oluwa joor, i no wan dey play drafts for old age.

Retweet if you’ve never done hard drugs

re-entering your prime after a long downfall>>>

Life actually crazy cos na any face card them paste you, you go carry dey rawdog life. You no even get say at all. 😂

Slow motion is better than no motion sha

whendidtheyteachusthisoneholic

E get as you go dress you sef go lose your social anxiety😂

just win, man.

Retweetaholic😭.

jokes aside, I'm slowly forgetting how to kiss