I'm on the fourth day of my period 🫶🏾✨️

three years ago today i was a heart broke bitch high heels 6 inch in the back of the night club sipping champagne

Man I told these 23 year old girlies I was 28 last night and they went “whaaaat you look so gooood!” yeah bro I’m 28😭😭😭😭😭omg lmaooo

You’re a little slow to the party.

“where art thou why not uponeth me”

christmas in old disney

And again!!!

The most important message that needs to be broadcast on tv more!!!!!!!! #ImACeleb

Someone just asked me if I was “ready for Christmas.” It is the 24th of November. I'm not even ready for this afternoon.

Shall we just do it!? D 😂

Love hate relationship for #ImACeleb because im gutted its ending but also made up i can go to bed at 9pm again xxxx

Morning everyone. The king here! 🤴 Hope you all have an amazing morning! 👏🏻

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

Guys, I'm in the UK and the sky is this weird light blue colour and there's a massive yellow light... Wtf is happening??

Half term... and breathe

Genre of neurodivergent that’s like “Sure that person talks to me all the time, compliments me, opens up to me, remembers the things I say, values my opinions, & sticks around even when I’m accidentally inappropriate… but do they ACTUALLY like me or are they just tolerating me?”

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?