Hey tune in tonight on ABC to see my broadcast television debut in the first episode of Ms. Marvel⚡! (or, more realistically, just tune in cuz it's some great TV!) #msmarvel

The devil works hard, but a parent with a napping baby works harder.

Help, I am nap trapped. What’s going on in the world? What have I missed? AMA?

If your friend group goes out as Barbies and Kens for Halloween, each group should be required to have at least one Greta Gerwig in the pink jumpsuit who keeps everyone in line.

Anyone have an alternative to fitbits that they like? My new one died after only a couple of months and fitbit won't honor the warranty. Would not recommend as I've had two die in less than a year of wearing them. :|

Hey, do you remember the In-Betweener?

Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover.

I 🩷 Legends & Lattes. 🗡️☕️

Finally some good news! (What is even the point of having kids if you can’t take your ongoing joke about your baby having newscaster hair since birth if you can’t make ridiculous Halloween photoshops?! ) #HappyHalloween

Me: “Thank you for working the pole. The voting polls I mean. Thank you for… uh bye!” Every. Time.

The ̶d̶y̶n̶a̶m̶i̶c̶ ̶ dysfunctional duo takes over the cover of Entertainment Weekly! Get tickets to see #DeadpoolAndWolverine, in theaters July 26: Fandango.com/DeadpoolAndWol… Read more: ew.com/deadpool-and-w…

Hear me out… Bryan Cranston for Tim Walz on SNL.

I found out today that the quarterback for a football team makes so much that if you made $100k/year you’d have to work 530 years to match his annual salary. He makes $52k/min playtime. Help. I’m dead. Is this what sports is???

I think the most terrifying thing about bats is that they can get stuck in your hair and give you rabies and those are really underutilized skills by Batman if you ask me.

If you love Agatha All Along, you’re going to love Patty LuPone’s IMDB headshot. m.imdb.com/name/nm0526985/ God, I love this woman.

Happy Halloween! Enjoy a Marvel's Spider-Man: Maximum Venom livestream on Marvel HQ now! youtube.com/watch?v=e5v0sh… #Halloween #Marvel

Do you blue? bsky.app/profile/lorrai…

Marvel magic