My guest from the Portage Senior Center informed me that I will be eligible to JOIN on Friday. When did 50 become "senior"? I ASK YOU!!!!!

Richard is teaching me texting. I want to skip straight to SEXTING.

See you tonight at "Chefs Against Hunger" to benefit Ministry with Community. 5:00 above Food Dance. Tickets $30.

Win tkts to THE GREEK FESTIVAL. Wednesday morning: "Who Wears the Pants?" 6-10am.

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Shrek the Musical? Come on! The Tony Awards were "interesting" last night...is there an original idea floating around out there?

Saw a promo for a dating show for fat people called "More to Love". Saw a billboard for "Dance Your Ass Off" for fat people. WOW.

So close and yet so far. Congrats Lapeer Powerball winner: $337 million.

Your chance to win a 6 hour 6 person fishing trip with "Best Chance Charters" this week on The Lori Moore Show.

Here's a picture of my package twitpic.com/5874nu

Stephen Colbert's historical re-enactment of Paul Revere's ride is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Dang! It's too hot! twitpic.com/58g0ho

I just read that Weiner called Bill Clinton to apologize for making the Dems look bad. Oh..to be a fly on the wall.

Cheery morning: 5 year old drowns a baby, guns fired @ K Central graduation, grandpa runs over grandchild. TGIF

Hef left at the altar! Guess his 25 year old fiancée had second thoughts about the SIXTY YEAR age difference.

World's happiest radio morning show team. twitpic.com/5btsq9

In downtown Birmingham. A lady just came up and touched me because she thought I was a mannequin.

Coming home from Tigers. Awesome. Stuck in 1-94 "construction ". 30 minute delay FOR NOTHING. 3 LANES DOWN TO ONE...JUST FOR FUN:MDOT.

Jim Leyland was über entertaining this evening. Wrong. But entertaining.

Papa Grande! Rick Shields is visiting his homeland this week.