Is it better to give or receive compliments? ☀️Gori Libbs ☀️ ac-claims it's better to give! cbc.ca/1.6758593

Cheer LIVE @ CJSW youtu.be/P5-LqfiaGbc via YouTube

I figured out how to use Alexa at the beauty parlour & I'm not certain the clientele expected Highway to Hell blaring from the massage room. Heh. 🤘

I attended a karaoke contest and as I departed, a busker played Last Dance With Mary Jane on the guitar for me and we sang to beat the band. That's a fine night. Tom Petty

Announcing our gala lineup today! Starting with All the Feels presented by Manitoba Liquor Mart hosted by Amanda Cordner with performances by @byjacobsamuel, pete johansson, Mikey Dubs, Brave Brownie, Tracey Hamilton, and ☀️Gori Libbs ☀️. Join us Thursday May 4th at 7:30pm. Tickets on now!

I just saw an alarming photo of a dress and said "Omg, that just Stephen King'd me!" I love Stephen King & have since 1978 in case he wants to have me over for a BBQ.

It’s difficult for me to like women named Barb because they often live up to their name & are pointy and sharp. No offense to soft cozy Barbs. Or Babs. Or Barbaras. Or Babars.

But what if I really just need an uncle psychotic? - my brain being its best self

#talktostrangers

I think Tweets that get no likes have a secret introvert club & are simply delighted! Sssshhhhh.

Don’t ask me how I know but it’s well within the bylaws to play Darling Nikki by Prince at a seniors complex.

Nip slips are fine but what about a lip slip? Dang. Way too early to be this blue. Heh.

I like good meds & I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. When a nurse walks in with a little paper cup & some round things for your tongue, you get SPRUNG. Er somethin. Take yer meds.

James & the Giant Peach still holds up after 52 years. I’m 57. My peaches did not. Shut up. 🍑 @RoaldDahlFans

Thrice yesterday, my Cat George & I both thought the kettle whistling was in fact a posse of songbirds. We were both very confused. Thrice. Dim & Dimmer over here.

Can some widower sugar daddy buy me a blue check mark? WHERE ARE YOU NOW, CATFISH?

I had a craving for salad last night and now I think I need a Life Call device.

Cuisinart? More like SQUEEZEinart am I right laaaaadies?

Floppy Keester, everybody. Love you.