People who can’t put their phone away for long enough to walk down the street in a straight line are on my fucking hitlist LOOK WHERE YOURE GOING

One year closer to his death though so there’s that

happy father’s day to them

Knelt in bird shit at 8.30am get fucked

how i'm handling this heat

You’re not telling me that isn’t the guy from TikTok two teaches his niece to pour drinks #LoveIslandUSA

lol you spineless cunt

Why is him saying fuck so funny??? 😭

Paul Rudd in Wanderlust hahahahaha

Literally me walking past the man that sits down West Walls so he doesn’t ask me for money (works a treat)

Royal Mail pretending they attempted to deliver my parcel when I’ve been sat 3 meters from the front door all day can suck my tit end the lying rats

The sound your cat makes 0.47479614 seconds before throwing up

10 miles of Hadrians Wall today, if you see me in slippers on Saturday mind your business

Tampon holder

Happy birthday queen x

lol dads sleeping at mine tonight after a work night out and I’ve just sat up like a concerned parent until he got in, only for him to go arse over tit on the stairs under my supervision

Thought the bloke in the background randomly had his knob out lol