Screw sleep, seriously! All we need is a ton of mind-blowing, middle-of-the-night sex to fix that lack of shut-eye. I don’t give a damn if I’m dead tired; I’d much rather have my balls emptied and fill you up to the brim.

Gosh, it’s frustrating when I find myself getting all worked up and excited over the smallest things, only to be left feeling disappointed in the end.

I know, right?