"Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can't. They blew up." #RickAndMorty

"Ohh, fuck!" #RickAndMorty

"Man, that guy is the Red Grin Grumbold of pretending he knows what's going on. Oh you agree huh? You like that Red Grin Grumbold reference? Well guess what, I made him up. You really are your father's children. Think for yourselves, don't be sheep." #RickAndMorty

"Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?" #RickAndMorty

"Hey, what the fuck, Morty? The train you got me just completely derailed itself. There's blood all over the windows." #RickAndMorty

"Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies." #RickAndMorty

"Alan Rails, ladies and gentlemen. After his parents' tragic death in a railroad accident, he gained the power to summon ghost trains. It's not all bad though, they were spared having to see their grown son wear a whistle." #RickAndMorty

"You're young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable." #RickAndMorty

"You know what a vole is, Morty? You know what a vole is?" #RickAndMorty

"Hello Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again?" #RickAndMorty

"Is he keeping his shoulders square? Oooooooh he's tryin'!" #RickAndMorty

"It takes, like, 78 years to hang a dragon to death." #RickAndMorty

"Thanks Noob Noob, this guy gets it." #RickAndMorty

"Haha god-damn!" #RickAndMorty

"A price for everything." #RickAndMorty

"Where do you want to die?" #RickAndMorty

"Awww, it's you guys!" #RickAndMorty

"Aaaagh! My ass! MY ASS!" #RickAndMorty

"Okay, take it easy Rick. T-that's dark." #RickAndMorty

"Rikitikitavi, bitch!" #RickAndMorty