NewsWire My “I Never Saw Trump In Any Inapproprite Setting” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

i'm becoming a trump is legitimately very ill truther. it's a lot of fun.

when he wins, he should make eric adams do stuff like this as the city's jester

I can't wait til the GOP picks up on fun scavenger hunts and just starts stashing guns around NYC to get their law & order candidate elected.

I think this is funnier when you realize this is canonically Ronald Reagan

Scratchy seeing his bomb eyeballs in the mirror with his bomb eyeballs

A woman on TikTok made a video on how she used a rotisserie chicken over several meals to show how eating healthy doesn’t have to be expensive and someone commented to say not everyone has a fridge or bowl and fork.

name a thing in modern business that works this way

Trump was born to be a gay man😂😂😂

my uncle knows a guy that used to be a sideline security guard for the colts and he always said andrew luck retired because he saw a ghost in the locker room one time and it shook him to his core

"You kids stop having fun! Haven't you heard of the tax code?"

8am time to hang my wife from the ceiling

You can just barely hear Dan Castellaneta cracking when he delivers this line. youtu.be/XsG661PhOA8

You never see Lovecraftian freaks like this hanging around any more.

She heard he wanted her to fuck him harder. She obliged by refusing to pay his tab.

Whenever I'm having too much fun w/ a Cersei chapter I think back to this passage.

Guys what do I call him

Maybe it's a millennial thing but this account is mainly funny (IMO) b/c her "secularized hijab" is actually a pretty galling example of cultural appropriation.

The lamest duck president can't even get his own wife to come to his birthday party.

Who's "we?" People who don't have podcasts?