💥👇coma.org/whats-on/event… 🐧🐦🐥🐤🦆🦢🦉🦤🦩🪶🦆🦅🦃 I'm teaching Music theatre & birdhood @ CoMA Aug 17 -22. If your voice is made from flesh, metal or wood you can explore music-theatre through birdhood. Lots of cool stuff going on in this week with great practitioners.

coma.org/whats-on/event… Discover your inner birdhood!

Sometimes I think it all went downhill after Bach

RBO/Shift. Better late than never I suppose

By the time easter is here I will have a PhD in hot cross buns

Mobiles and computers exempted🙃

Fucking pissflapping arsecrack footnotes 😡🤯

Was yesterday's anti trans law part of the trade deal with the USA?🙃

Ugh. My pagination is completely all over the place and up the spout. Pff

I know twitter is owned by a maniacal oligarch digital Dr.No, but I just dont get on with 'threads at all. The main problem is that it reminds me of a catastrophic movie of the same name.

🙌🙌 facebook.com/share/r/19g3kN…

I'm not a pioneer, I'm just a pie

Th Fartwalk. It may sound silly, but physicians say farting on the street following a meal can help to improve long-term health. “Crop dusting” the patio, avenue or boardwalk can improve intestinal function

The wisteria is very Deleuzian this year😌

I have a love/hate relationship with sequins.

Maybe he should consider actually using the skincare sets😬 theguardian.com/politics/2025/…

Still life with sequins and cake

At the moment, morning, noon and night, mainly due to financial constraints, I eat mainly pulses and I must say its been utterly delicious, I've tried many new recipes from around the world. The added benefit is that I've also learnt how to fly! Isn't life wonderful.

UTTAPAM!!! How is it that I only just learnt to make it?😋💨

My profoundest regret is becoming a musician, especially a singer. If I had known what the scene was to become I would most certainly have chosen something entirely different. Earth Sciences for instance🙂