#thingswelearnedontwitter People are creeps.

#ihavenotolerance for stupid.

VMAs a TT? Oh good, now begins months of completely annoying "Imma let you finish" jokes. If you try making one I won't let you finish...

#youknowyoughetto when the sorting hat tries to place you in Waffle House.

If you didn't arrive #backtoschool by crashing a flying car into the grounds then you need to work on not being so boring.

Now that the troops found #Osama it's time they search for something else that has been missing for years... Charlie Sheen's mind.

#BecauseofChrisBrown I'm not the only one known for leaving scars...

#1waytopissmeoff exist.

Scary movie is trending. That's not a scary movie; Toddlers in Tiaras is very, very real.

"I thought your wand would be bigger." #moodkiller

#londonriots. Muggles fighting violence with violence. Makes sense. Never ended tragically for me or anything...

Whenever I see the name of a celebrity trending I automatically assume they died. Usually I end up disappointed.

#OnlyBlackPeopleSay? What is this trending topic? Are you people Sirius?

I will eat your Highway Unicorn for breakfast. Literally.

Apparently the apocolypse is moved to Oct 21st, which also happens to be Kim Kardashian's birthday. It's all starting to make sense...

#junewish is the same as every other month: WORLD DOMINATION. Also, to meet Roberty Downey Jr, he seems lovely.

Based on the crazed replies I'm currently getting Harry Potter beat the vampires. Unfortunately not literally. Pansy.

Who needs dementors to suck out your soul when Mondays exist?

If you complain that reading is boring you should go sit in the corner? Llearn what boring really means, failure.